I say that for two reasons:

1. seriously, where did October go? Has it really been a month since my last post?! Geez.

2. The reason for this post...you know how sometimes you just really want to like something, but you can't get into it? Well, add "I'll Never Write my Memoirs" to the list including all audible books not narrated by Tina Fey, Mindy Kaling and Joe Morton, as well as "Americanah." I tried. Or as my beloved friend tells me #triedit. I gave myself a month. Well, guess I'll add it to my library in hopes that one day I'll revisit it. Maybe. Probably not.

At at least the Royals won the World Series!